Tuesday, September 16, 2014
So sophisticated … @kimberlyhuckaba

So sophisticated … @kimberlyhuckaba

Elaine was a ‘tough old bird,’ but I suspect she may have been a ‘tough old bird’ since birth. I loved her voice, her timing, her stories and her natural elegance. One day she was wearing a beautiful butterfly cocktail ring, and when I admired it, she gave it to me on the spot – like an Arab sheik in black pantyhose. I feel very lucky to have worked with her as much as I did. Tina Fey remembering Elaine Stritch (x). (via elizabethtinafeys)
cheating-on-you:

Lana Banana

cheating-on-you:

Lana Banana

oomshi:

arctic monkeys time travel to make an appearance on the rugrats

oomshi:

arctic monkeys time travel to make an appearance on the rugrats

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assassinationtipsforladies:

Mean Gaels

Holy shit

Monday, September 15, 2014
If Claire becomes Scottish, she can’t be forced from clan lands. How can Claire become Scottish you ask? If she marries! Claire is like, Oh, I’m not marrying you, and Dougal chuckles, says something crass about grinding her corn, which is a great euphemism for bad sex if nothing else. Then we realize he means for Claire to marry Jamie. I am pretty sure I heard a chorus of angels at this point. Jamie comes upon Claire and offers her some drink and they talk over their potential nuptials. She asks, “Doesn’t it bother you that I’m not a virgin?” “No,” Jamie says, “So long as it doesn’t bother you that I am.” The angels began singing even louder. You’re telling me Claire will have a blank slate and that amazing body to work with? There is a god and her name is Beyoncé.
After mulling over her options a bit longer, Claire takes a big swig of drink, and makes her way back to the menfolk, grabbing the bottle because for some inexplicable reason, she’s going to need a lot more liquor to wrap her mind around being married to the hottest man in Scotland. I don’t need such convincing. I am ready for the wedding and the wedding night and the honeymoon and the christening of a new home and the fight sex and make up sex and Tuesday night sex and all the other flavors of sex Claire and Jamie are finally going to have if Beyoncé wills it, Amen.
Roxane Gay - Vulture (x)

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Ready to give the new additions a spin #PaulSimon #RyanAdams #TheByrds #CrowdedHouse

Ready to give the new additions a spin #PaulSimon #RyanAdams #TheByrds #CrowdedHouse

b-i-g-p-a-p-a:

Me And Julio Down By The Schoolyard / Paul Simon

thegrammys:

At the 17th Annual GRAMMY Awards (1975), the unlikely power trio of Paul Simon, John Lennon and Andy Williams presented the last award of the night for Record Of The Year. The three teamed up for some surreal but entertaining comedy referring to all of their former partners—Art Garfunkel, Paul McCartney and Claudine Longet—with the former Beatle in particular coming off as simultaneously charming and mocking. Memorably, when an absent Olivia Newton-John won the award for “I Honestly Love You,” Art Garfunkel—wearing a faux tux-T-shirt for the occasion—was chosen to accept on her behalf. “I thought I told you to wait in the car,” Simon quipped. Garfunkel also got in a great jab, asking Simon, “Still writing, Paul?”

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dailyryanadams:

Touch, Feel & Lose | Ryan Adams