Saturday, August 30, 2014

dogapult:

how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”

So I was on OK Cupid for whatever reason and this guy seemed decent and THEN HE ANSWERED YES TO “Is there ever a situation in which someone is obligated to have sex with you?” HOW ABOUT A HARD NOPE ASSHOLE.

falloutyoungmale:

I write sins not five page research papers

(Source: aphroditeens)

omgthatdress:

cwnerd12:

bloxs:

Yh I’m creeped out by how Ariana Grande is sexualised and also made to look like a child simultaneously. Whoever is marketing her needs to stop it.

SCOOTER BRAUN

taking another opportunity to remind you all how much Scooter Braun creeps me out 

So there’s this guy who I have not legit spoken to since I was 17 but he introduced me to Ryan Adams when I was 16 and I thank/think of him every day because of it and I want to thank him for making my life without looking like a psycho.

I guess it’s weird how people can totally define your life and never, ever know it.

niallerls:

MY UNCLE ALWAYS TELLS ME NEVER LET SOMEONE TELL U UR FAVORITE BAND IS A “PHASE” BECAUSE HES LOVED THE SPICE GIRLS FOR 17 YEARS AND HE STILL DOES

You genuinely do not know exactly how fucking great your friends are until you let them show you that you should have expected even more than you already did.

lizlemonincarnate:

I think I’m too fucking rational to be in a relationship. Like, I’m passionate and I love but I’m just … Never going to do or respond to crazy shit because I’m already over it and I’m 22?

Like, I’m not following you out the door bc your drama even if I love you bc I realize this is unhealthy and not sustainable.

I think I’m too fucking rational to be in a relationship. Like, I’m passionate and I love but I’m just … Never going to do or respond to crazy shit because I’m already over it and I’m 22?

Friday, August 29, 2014
No corkscrew at the lake house? Vox had my back. #journolife  (at Tablerock Lake, Branson, Missouri)

No corkscrew at the lake house? Vox had my back. #journolife (at Tablerock Lake, Branson, Missouri)

Very important purchase  (at Tablerock Lake, Branson, Missouri)

Very important purchase (at Tablerock Lake, Branson, Missouri)

ruinedchildhood:

I need this on my blog

ruinedchildhood:

I need this on my blog

(Source: danielradcliffedaily)