Getting my perfect windows-down-summer-in-america driving in before I take over London.
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You sit at the restaurant with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far to young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don’t understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato now, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for the chicken nugger.
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those feelings when you want a relationship
but you don’t
but you do
but you don’t
I feel like the Karen Walker ugly-laugh gif needs its own post.
And an instant reblog!
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“Guess what’s on right now, and we aren’t watching it? Mad Men.” @ageiger17
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#Boozetagram @ageiger17 (at La Siesta Mexican Restaurant)
Just thought this was needed.
And let’s not forget that one of Adele’s breakup songs included the line “I wish nothing but the best for you two” whereas one of Taylor’s breakup songs (which are apparently all she knows how to write) included the line “go ahead and tell your friends I’m obsessive and crazy, I’ll tell mine you’re gay”.
I think that contrast there sums it up pretty well.
Holy shit, they are the same age. The maturity difference is STAG.GER.ING.
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$8 Blazer Swag. Thanks Maude Vintage.
Rooftop Jamz #RecordStoreDay (at Hitt Records)
